so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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