Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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