So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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