Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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