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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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