operation harelip BJ is a go
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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