OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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