It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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