You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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