At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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