where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
