Did you just see the Batmobile???
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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