He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Blow job season was short but glorious.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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