but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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