yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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