No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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