Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You are a genius and a whore.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
