So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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