Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Can I color on your dick again?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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