Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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