Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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