Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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