Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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