I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Randomize
