I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
