sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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