After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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