Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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