thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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