I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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