She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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