Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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