therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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