ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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