I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Jerry, you need to find god
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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