a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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