we're chasing vodka with high fives
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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