If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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