Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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