Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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