that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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