we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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