i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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