the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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