I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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