Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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