"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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