I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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