Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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