Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Randomize
