I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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