id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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