Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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