i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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