He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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