haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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