This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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