I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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