just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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